
Came terrifyingly close to dropping yogurt in my phone. So close, my heart's pounding just recalling the episode. Awesome.

My boy won't eat his breakfast. Awesome.

My man is leaving for a couple of days. Awesome.

I have to go grocery shopping with kids in tow. Awesome.

I have nothing to wear for Easter. Awesome.

I have a load of laundry in the washer that's been there for three days. I wash it and promptly forget about it till the next day. Then I have to wash it all over again. Today will be washing #4. Awesome.

I think I let an unedited, unfinished post be automatically published yesterday. If so, it may not be recoverable now that it's "out there." Awesome.

On a lighter note...
With the absence of my man I will have the whole flannel-sheeted bed to myself for two nights.
Awesomest.

Thinking I might just stay there for the next three days.
***I wish this was all one big April Fool's joke. That would be awesome.
- Posted from my iPhone
I would have totally fallen for it if it was an April Fool's joke!
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