Tuesday, October 14, 2008

GIVEAWAY! Chalk It Up to Wardrobe Malfunction

I could hardly wait to get home from church on Sunday to change.  For some reason my undergarments were horribly uncomfortable all morning.  The girls just felt like they were having a bad day.  When I went to change, I discovered that not only were they having a bad day, but they were about to fall a part!  Only one of my THREE (give me a break--I'm still nursing.) hooks was fastened.  As it turns out the girls were hanging on by a very weak thread.  

It reminded me of the last wardrobe malfunction I had.  

I was 18 or 19 and home from college for a holiday.  I had just gotten the cutest pink lacy bra.  It closed in the front.  Yeah, so I had my hands clasped together in front of my chest, praying real hard!  And then...  Yep, you guessed it.  I heard a small pop and the heavens opened up.  Well, actually just my bra.  I had to run to the bathroom with my hands still clasped over my chest.  

You may think that I never wore that bra again, but it was too adorable not too.  I just kept my hands at my side from that point on.  The things we do for fashion!

There are two morals to these stories: 
  1. If the girls feel like they're falling out, they probably are.  
  2. Don't get too excited when wearing a front closing bra or the girls just might jump out and say hello.


I want to know what is your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?  Leave a comment and tell me about it to enter to win a $10 Gift eGift Certificate from Bare Necessities, one of my favorite places to shop for the girls.  This giveaway is totally subjective, so you've got to impress moi!  The more horrifying the better.  And because there are only a handful of people that even read my little blog, I'll leave this giveaway open until Friday @ 8PM so you can tell all your girlfriends about it and they'll have time to enter.  


  1. Very, very cute post and blog you have...so glad I found you!! My memory is lacking after kids, but here is an old memory (unless you want to count the fact that my zipper was down all day yesterday and I didn't notice until it was pointed out)--When I was 15 I was on a youth retreat and swimming in the ocean...I got wiped out by a big wave and came up out of the water to see my bikini top about 6 ft ahead of me. Terribly embarrassing.

  2. Hey there! It's late! But...I really cant think of a wardrobe malfunction, and I think the other comment is better...but.....the other day my 3 yr old son and I were wrestling on the couch and watching tv. My shirt was rather low and all of a sudden....my son....in front of everyone....pats my chest and says "Mom....you have really big boobs!" That was embarrassing enough!!!! :)


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