Ok, I could not NOT post this right the second it happened. I just sent my girl off to school with her beef-cake of a daddy. I'm still in my jammas, because, let's face it, I just rolled out of bed. We have a play date with a friend of hers from school this afternoon. She's been looking forward to is ever since I told her about it yesterday. So as she was walking down the front steps a minute ago she turns back to me and says,
"Make sure you look cute!"
Wha?????
"MAKE SURE YOU LOOK CUTE!!!!!!!!"
HA HA HA HA HA HOO HOO HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's four!!!! I then asked her if I wasn't cute enough to go to her play date as I was and she said "NO!"
"Just make sure you look cute again!" she clarified.
Ha ha ha ha ho ho hee hee hoo!!! {{gasping for breath}} Stop! Child! My sides are killing me!
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Oh and about 10 minutes prior to this exchange, she was going potty when we heard this come from her mouth...
"What the hell are you doing?"
Yep. She said it.
We both jumped down her throat asking her where she had heard that. I think we freaked her out, because she clammed up like a mob boss.
My guess: some HGTV or TLC show--no joke. I've noticed more and more soft cuss words being dropped on those channels here lately. It's a sad day when you can't watch Design on a Dime, What Not to Wear, and Real Simple. Real Life. with your child.
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Ok, I have to stop now...I need to go get in the shower so I will "look cute" for our play date this afternoon.
